And I'm stumblin' drunk, getting in a car

我酩酊大醉，跌跌撞撞上了车

My insecurities are hurtin' me

我的不安全感伤害着我

Someone please come and flirt with me

快来个人和我调调情

I really need a mirror that'll come along and tell me that I'm fine

我真需要一面魔镜来告诉我我很好

I do it every time

我每次都是这样

I keep on hanging on the line, ignoring every warning sign

总是占线，我不顾一切警示标

Come on and make me feel alright again

快来让我再次感觉一切都好

'Cause it's 3 AM

现在凌晨三点

And I'm callin' everybody that I know

我在给我认识的每一个人打电话

And here we go again

我们又来了一遍

While I'm runnin' through the numbers in my phone

我快速浏览着手机上的号码

And yeah, I'll take fake moans and dial tones

假的呻吟与拨号音我都能接受

Let 'em spill right down the microphone

让他们*到手机上

I need it digital 'cause, baby, when it's physical

我需要电子的爱情，因为当是实体的时

I end up alone, end up alone

我最后只能茕茕孑立，形影相吊

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦

I need it digital 'cause, baby, when it's physical

我需要电子的爱情，因为当是实体的时

I end up alone, end up alone

我最后只能茕茕孑立，形影相吊

And every night, I wanna live in color through a white-blue screen

每晚我都想在蓝白色的屏幕中过那多彩的生活

I got a technicolor vision going vivid in my white-blue jeans

我蓝白色的牛仔裤兜里装着丰富多彩的视野

I know it's complicated

我知道这很复杂

'Cause everyone that I've dated says they hate it

因为所有和我在一起的人都说我讨厌感情

'Cause they don't know what to do with me, do with me

因为他们不知道拿我怎么办，怎么办

Know that my identity alway's getting the best of me

我知道我的身份总是占我上风

I'm the worst of my enemies

我是自己最大的敌人

And I don't really know what to do with me

我不知道该拿自己怎么办，怎么办

Yeah, I don't really know what to do with me

我不知道该拿自己怎么办，怎么办

I keep on hanging on the line, ignoring every warning sign

总是占线，我不顾一切警示标

Come on and make me feel alright again

快来让我再次感觉一切都好

'Cause it's 3 AM

现在凌晨三点

And I'm callin' everybody that I know

我在给我认识的每一个人打电话

And here we go again

我们又来了一遍

While I'm runnin' through the numbers in my phone

我快速浏览着手机上的号码

And yeah, I'll take fake moans and dial tones

假的呻吟与拨号音我都能接受

Let 'em spill right down the microphone

让他们*到手机上

I need it digital 'cause, baby, when it's physical

我需要电子的爱情，因为当是实体的时

I end up alone, end up alone

我最后只能茕茕孑立，形影相吊

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦

I need it digital 'cause, baby, when it's physical

我需要电子的爱情，因为当是实体的时

I end up alone, end up alone

我最后只能茕茕孑立，形影相吊

I'm reckless, treat it like a necklace

我鲁莽，对感情就像戴项链

Take a different version and I try it on for size with everybody that I know

换个角度，看看我认识的每一个人合不合适

And will you please pick up the ****ing phone?

你tm能不能快接电话

'Cause it's 3 AM

现在凌晨三点

And I'm callin' everybody that I know

我在给我认识的每一个人打电话

And here we go again

我们又来了一遍

While I'm runnin' through the numbers in my phone

我快速浏览着手机上的号码

And yeah, I'll take fake moans and dial tones

假的呻吟与拨号音我都能接受

Let 'em spill right down the microphone

让他们*到手机上

I need it digital 'cause, baby, when it's physical

我需要电子的爱情，因为当是实体的时

I end up alone, end up alone

我最后只能茕茕孑立，形影相吊

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦

I need it digital 'cause, baby, when it's physical

我需要电子的爱情，因为当是实体的时

I end up alone

我最后只能茕茕孑立，形影相吊

Your, your best song is a song that's currently on the radio

你最棒的歌现在正在电台上放（本句及以下来自John Mayer约翰·迈耶对Without Me成功的预测的录音）

How many people can say that?

有多少人能这么说？

That their best song is the one that's currently about to be a massive hit?

说他们最棒的歌马上就要成为热门单曲？

It's already a hit, it's just gonna get more massive

已经很火了，只会越来越火

How many more people can say it? Not very many

还有多少人能这么说？可不多

Congratulations!

恭喜！